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i didn’t do a single thing i was supposed to over break

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Hey man, I’m just trying to keep this friendship alive and you’re kinda not cooperating with me lol

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i will step on every crunchy leaf and nobody can stop me

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do not date people like me…i will take you to art museums and laugh at all of the private parts on the white marble statues

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“faster,” i moaned. “why won’t this page load faster?”

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"don’t complain, I have it worse than you"

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i was meant to be born a spoiled rich white girl in manhattan but something went wrong idk

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"hey! you can only have one!!"

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  • accidentally thinks about something awkward i did three years ago
  • me: nononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononono
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how much do islands cost i want one

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*fills mason jar with vodka* i’m doing a cleanse 60,221 notes
  • me: im so tired, i could collapse into bed and sleep for a year..
  • me: gets in bed
  • me: how was earth created
  • me: who made microwaves
  • me: how does the internet even work
  • me: i'm hungry
  • me: feels bad about something i did 4 years ago
  • me: remembers 73 unfinished tasks
  • me: too tired to sleep
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