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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE LIFE CHOICES I STILL COUNT USING MY FINGERS

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when you accidentally befriend someone annoying and you can’t get out of the friendship

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i ship me and money

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When all ur friends are in the same room

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  • iphone: [autocorrects i to I]
  • me: chill
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*sees a dog* *gasps loudly*

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why does my body keep  producing acne why can’t you focus on more important things like growing wings or making me hot 

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"yes i’m a gamer"

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my life is just one unattainable dark-haired guy after another 

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pretending to study in front of ur parents like 

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i need a hot boy who thinks they’re really ugly so they think im out of their league but actually they are way out of my league

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When you do something embarrassing in front of people

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the number of times i think “i don’t care” while people are talking to me is really getting out of hand

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