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i speak four languages and they’re called horny sad hungry and annoying

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don’t tell me to calm down I’ll throw a fucking desk at your face

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me: *gets jealous*
me: chill

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me always
- Story of my life

my ascent into adulthood

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BUT SO FAR IM FAILING

when i see a cute boy i be like

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Finding out that someone has a crush on you

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- me in any situation ever

annoying online and irl

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can i apologize in advance for basically everything i will ever do

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*accidentally bullies you in an attempt to flirt*

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stop unfollowing me i have been nothing but gorgeous and hilarious to u all

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i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know

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