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i understand

if i had a dollar for every time an adult asked me about college then i’d have enough money to pay for college

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"nice blog"

thank you im really good at clicking reblog

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- Ray Bradbury

trying to get out of my pajamas in the morning

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“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan

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treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me

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how do i lose weight quickly and easily and also how do i gain the ability to fly and breathe fire and how do i cheat death 

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do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing 

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*stands outside Harvard waiting for cute nerdy potential billionaires*

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- Unknown

98% of my life is ????? with a little ¿¿¿¿¿

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I need time for me, just me, no one else.

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