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unzip your pants and show me your personality

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High five my tongue with your tongue

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so many tv shows to watch so little time to watch them all

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looking at the first page of a math test

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can’t wait to own dogs with u

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ya same

reasons to date me

  • no pressure to wear pants in my presence
  • or any clothes at all really
  • but it’s up to you
  • u can be big spoon or little spoon
  • totally your choice
  • i’m always ready to make out
  • aLwaYs
  • also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it 
  • i’ll let you lick it though
  • i mean the ice cream cone
  • well not just the ice cream cone
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stop what you’re doing and adore me

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i feel u tina

Forcing yourself to work on something that you have no real motivation for

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I went to the gym like 2 times why am I still fat

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i wish i was a leaf instead of a person

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