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  • Me: WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY oh there it is
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When someone asks me for help 

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I’m stuck between wanting to be an adult, accomplishing a lot, and contributing a lot to society and lying on my floor, ignoring my responsibilities, and crying to sad songs alone in my room.

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foxxycleopatra:

"i can’t figure out this problem"

teacher: use your head

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  • *reading smut*: okay
  • *reading fluff*: i aM GOING TO PUT MY PHONE IN MY MOUTH AND I AM GOING TO S W A L L O W IT
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right now

i can feel myself getting angrier everyday i’m either becoming an adult or the incredible hulk

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  • me sexting: credit card number for tits
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i would describe my art style as post-kindergarten scribblecore

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I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great

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me: I hate arguing

also me: I want him to say something to me so I can go the fuck off on his bitch ass!!!!!!!!

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same

i’m fluent in talking shit

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*takes gulp of vodka straight from the bottle* my day was fine

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