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I want money

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power

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and glory

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- R.M.

*on my deathbed*

nurse: do you have any last words

me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….

*the light goes out of my eyes*

*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*

*the paper says one word only*

"sike"

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please friendzone me. I want to be your friend so badly

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same

me trying to do stuff

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i like boys in theory and then one gets too close to me adn im like nah

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friends are constantly coming to me for advice about their relationships and love lives and i’m just

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One of my favourite Arctic Monkeys songs is ‘this house is a circus’ because he manages to rhyme ‘look’ with ‘fuck’ and if that doesn’t make you love the Sheffield accent then maybe you need to take a closer look at your life.

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Talking about my favorite band:
  • Me: They're all idiots.
  • Person: I thought you liked them
  • Me: no you don't understand
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all i rly want in life

trying to write essays

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my favourite thing to do in the holidays is fuck up my sleeping pattern as much as possible

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- Katie Kacvinsky