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ok
but why

when u meet a new friend and you have no memories to talk aboutimage

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“I’m on my way!” I say as I remain naked in bed

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  • boy: shit baby you're so wet already
  • girl: that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something
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how do you get a nice body without moving

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OMG STOP
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