and they say romance is dead
white people bios be like:

Mackenzie. 15. Montana. Indie music. Welcome to a special part of my mind. I鈥檓 white but I identify as Spanish/Walgreens gift card. Sherlock. I follow back 馃尭flower child馃尭

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I don鈥檛 understand how people can shower in like five minutes I mean I can go as fast as I can I still have to shampoo my hair and condition my hair and scrub myself and shave and cut myself shaving and use the blood in my summoning of the dark lord then travel to another dimension to ward off my enemies then come back and dry off how do you do that in five minutes

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I JUST NEED TO BE KISSED AND CUDDLED RIGHT NOW OK I DESERVE IT IM A GOOD PERSON I RECYCLE

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why cant i cry money instead of tears

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in your girls pussy like

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