Two scientists walk into a bar.

The first scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of H2O.”

The second scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of water too. Wh… why did you say H2O? Like, I know it’s the chemical formula for water and all, but it’s the end of the day and there’s really no need to intentionally over-complicate things like that in a situation outside of work.”

The first scientist stares at his drink, angry that his assassination plan has failed.

first of all, who let me get so emotionally invested in a television show